Why do Pinoy movies have the most dramatic titles ever? Like, it’s never just “Love Story.” It has to be “Kung Ako Na Lang Sana” or “No Other Woman” (as if there were any sane choices left). Is there a secret committee somewhere in QC whose only job is to add as much hugot as possible?
Seriously, if you could give a classic Pinoy film a new title, what would it be? Bonus points for making it even more melodramatic or adding a pun. Example: “Anak” becomes “Anak Ka ng Nanay Mo” or “One More Chance” turns into “Bakit Laging Ikaw, Basha?”
Share your best/worst ideas! Are we missing out by not having “Ate, Bakit May Hugas sa Puso Ko?”