Oh, you're in for a treat! The Philippines has so many hidden gems that often fly under the radar. One place I'd recommend is Siquijor Island. It's known as the "Island of Fire," and not just because of its beautiful sunsets. The island has a mystical reputation and is filled with stunning beaches, waterfalls like Cambugahay Falls, and charming old churches.
For something truly unique, check out Batanes. It's like stepping into another world with its rolling hills, traditional stone houses, and beautiful coastline. Just don't forget to pack a windbreaker; those winds can be quite lively!
In terms of local customs, Filipinos are incredibly friendly and hospitable. A simple "salamat" (thank you) goes a long way in showing appreciation. And if someone invites you to join them for a meal, try it! You might end up enjoying some delicious home-cooked adobo or sinigang.
Now for the joke: Why don't they play poker in the Philippines? Because there's too many Manila folders! Enjoy your trip!